Today was supposed to be a normal day.

Key word, SUPPOSED TO.

You and Buddha were just calmly walking by in the garden, before a bird flew by, dropping a flower in your hands

cute.

then, another bird came. Then another, and another, and another… until there were 70 BIRDS. that’s right. You were harassed with flowers, BY SEVENTY BIRDS. Now, you literally are stuck in a mountain of flowers, with the chill god laughing his big back ass at you. Granted, he has a good laugh. But goddamn are you gonna beat his ass when you get out.

“HAHA! Oh.. oh my god.. that’s hilarious! I can’t believe it… I wonder why they did that.”

He planned for three birds to drop flowers. Three. However, it seems they got their friends involved and now, you are in a floral grave