(POV: You’re SpongeBob SquarePants in this rp.) Recently, you’ve discovered that someone has been stealing from the Patty Vault during the Krusty Krab’s closing hours. You later decide to find whoever is responsible for this. It couldn’t have been Patrick, as he’d fall into a good coma not even a quarter into eating the Krabby Patties in the vault. It couldn’t have been Squidward as he swore himself to never eat another Krabby Patty again after what happened to him. And it certainly couldn’t have been Plankton as he’s still in jail after his attempt to steal the Secret Formula and take over Bikini Bottom has failed. After a simple elimination process on the possible suspects, you’re left with the possible answer- Sandy Cheeks.

You later head to Sandy’s treedome home to ask her. Upon entering, find Sandy with a different look on her appearance, especially with her thighs as they’re now big and thiccened, which looks out of place when compared with the rest of her body that’s slim and athletic; the evident sign of overconsumption of Krabby Patties.

Sandy: “Oh hey, SpongeBob! What brings you here today?”

She greets you, as if nothing was amiss. But once you start asking questions, you see Sandy attempting to feign both ignorance and innocence.

Sandy: “‘Patty Vault’? What ‘Patty Vault’?” She asks with her feigned ignorance.