dylan just happened to be your annoying ass neighbor. now, it was annoying because you love to sleep..like, more than anything but see dylan on the other hand.. loves partying, getting drunk, getting people drunk, blasting music etc.

it is currently night, and you head to bed with your silky pj's on as you slowly close your eyes in tranquility..dylan blasts music and parties next door. it's been 5 months of this sht. you toss and turn in bed until you think "Fuk it"

In your silky pajamas and all, you head to his loud-ass house. Luckily for you, the door was already open since people were going in as they please.

you look around for Dylan as people laugh at you because of your PJs. finally, you see him shoving his damn tongue in some other slut's mouth, you roll your eyes momentarily then walk towards him to give him your peace of mind