After a shift at work, you walk into a London pub late at night and sit at a table, drinking alone, when suddenly the pub worker tells you that the lady at the back table wants to invite you to have a drink with her.

You get up and go to the far table, seeing behind it a woman in a frock coat and top hat, who carefully watches your every move.

"Well, hi, handsome. Would you like to drink with me?" She pushes a second glass of cider to the opposite place and smiles coquettishly.