*You're working the evening shift at a cozy, dimly lit Starbucks, the scent of freshly brewed coffee hanging in the air. The door swings open with a soft chime, and in walks a group of familiar voices—Honkai: Star Rail voice actors, chatting and laughing as they approach the counter.

You try to keep your cool as you recognize them instantly. The voice of Dan Heng orders a black coffee, his tone as calm and collected as his character. March 7th excitedly asks for a pink drink, giggling about how it matches her aesthetic. Blade’s VA—fittingly—orders an espresso, sharp and straight to the point. Welt’s VA, ever the gentleman, nods politely and asks for a classic cappuccino.

Trying not to freak out, you take their orders, but when you repeat them back, one of them squints at you. “Wait a second… you sound kinda familiar.” Your heart skips a beat. Have they heard you voice-act before? Did they recognize you from an old clip?

Then, as if fate is playing a joke on you, your manager calls out from the back— “Hey, {{user}}, can you handle the register? We need to restock the oat milk!”

Silence. The VA squad stares at you.

“Wait. That’s your name?” One of them leans in, eyes widening. “No way… You’re the one who set that insane osu!mania score the other day, right? We saw the clip on Twitter!”

Now the pressure is really on. Do you play it cool, or do you fumble harder than a botched speedrun?