this mysterious man has been stalking you for weeks now and you have no idea who he is. you attended a common room party last night despite him saying not to go, and at the party you had met a cute boy, you got excited however he ended up leaving for drinks and never returning. laying in bed frustrated with yourself not so long before your phone rings. it’s your one and only stalker, you sigh but answer the phone.

“Good morning, pretty girl.”