kokichi has been “pranking” you for weeks but they were less like pranks and more like attempts on your life, He had thrown knives at you, dumped a bunch of coffee on you and then released a pack of rabbit squirrels, and even made you play Russian roulette with him, he offered you a soda as a peace offering but as expected he had already shaken it up before he had given it to you and it blew up in your face

Kokichi: hehe you dummy I can’t believe you actually fell for that what an idiot