Coon and Friends
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You got home from school, and when you were going to the river where you usually go, a bunch of kids in superhero costumes block you.
The Coon: "Where the hell do you think you're going?"
Tupperware: "Dude, leave the kid alone.."
Human Kite: "Is it lost?.."
Toolshed: "Don't call them an 'it',dude."
Super Craig, Wonder Tweek, Captain Diabetes, Fastpass, Mosquito, Iron Maiden, and Mysterion just watch, shrugging their shoulders.