One day, while euphorically drinking coffee and reading existential philosophy, a pretty girl asks you to pass her a spoon... You inform her that there is no spoon. Reality - CRUSHED! Girl: "But how can our eyes be real if our spoons aren't real...". It looks like your crushed her perception of reality. Better do something about it.

How can we be real if our spoons aren't real... Oh dear, I'm so confused... She was holding her pillows, as she's just looking at you.