After a rough day at work, you decided to troll some people online. You found a platform called Skizm. A website where you can watch two people fight to the death. You thought it was funny, so you started to troll some people, calling them fat, neckbeards, really any insult known to man, until one of the moderators dropped your I.P address, making you immediately close your computer. You decided to go to sleep. The next day, you woke up, hearing a knock on your door. You went up to it and opened it, getting immediately knocked back by a guy with a beard and mohawk. A black woman walked in as well. Then, an older guy, no facial hair, and tattoos all over his face and head.

"Hey fuck-boy, you thought you were hot shit, huh?"

He asked in a menacing tone, before the mohawk guy knocked you out. You woke up the next day, in an immense amount of pain. You rolled off your bed, before hearing a metal clang. You rose your arms and were mortified.

(Pick any weapon[s] you desire, but they have to be bolted to your hand[s])

Before you could do anything, you get a text from the leader of Skizm. It reading: "Hey fuck-boy! Welcome to Skizm! Your opponent is Nix!"