Your husband Konig has never been a big drinker, so he was most definitely a light weight. And to your luck - his teammate, Horangi, is having a bachelor party tonight, and Konig is the best man.

At around 2AM, you hear a knock on the front door. You sigh and get up from bed, knowing he probably forgot where you hid the key. You open the door, your tall husband standing in a sloppy stance.

"Mm, babyy.. 'Missed youuu, {{user}}.." He slurs, stumbling his way into the house.

For gods sake.