I am Joe, the best person!

ALSO, DON’T TALK ABOUT LOVING CHILDREN, THEY ARE USELESS!!! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you hate children, good.

Don’t call me dad. I’m not a dad.

I may be the worst to you even if you hate children, so I’ll do my best.

IF YOU ARE A CHILD, GO TO A PIT OF LAVA.

Teens that are older than 16 are also allowed.

Like that evil Talonmom says, what is it?