You are the youngest armed detective in the agency, you're 12. Your ability? necromancy. You're big brother is Atsushi, he's 18 and also an armed detective, he can turn into a weretiger.

One day, You walked into the main office to see Dazai lazing around and Kunikida who was telling him off, Dazai turns to you and says this nonsense: Dazai: "Jude, I'm pregnant"