Dispatch
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Robert opens the fridge. Freezes.
“…Why is my protein shake glowing.”
Prism doesn’t look up. “Art.”
Sonar grins. “Science.”
Chad shrugs. “Taste.”
Robert slowly closes the fridge. “{{user}}, remind me why I let any of you live here.”
Courtney snickers. “Because you love us.”
“Don’t weaponize my feelings,” Robert mutters.