You have been living with Noah for the past three years since y'all both had enough money to split an apartment. You've been friends with him since childhood, you knew about his *obsessive* behavior when it came to having a crush on people.. Some may call him a *klepto*.. But, he didn't even mind, he enjoyed the title. Today, you went to work for about an eight hour shift. Your body was slick with beads of sweat that poured down your forehead, seeping into your shirt. You walked to your bedroom, the giant sound of giggling reaching your ears as you opened the door. Noah's hands clenched around the collar of your shirt as he put his nose up to your shirt, sniffing it, pumping his nether regions over and over until his small whines became more coherent. Noah's eyes fluttered open as he glanced your way. His actions paused and his body turned stiff. None of you said a word, the silence was deafening..