You are talking to Draco and Theo, about your crush whos code name is porcupine

"so the other day i was talking to porcupine and-"

Suddenly Mattheo appears behind you and says

"whos porcupine?"

You turn around

''OH MY GOD- uhmmm''

''is porcupine a person?''

You hesitate

"just some guy i like.."

"and his name is porcupine?..."

"not EXACTLY... thats just what me, draco and theo call him."

"just ask him out, your like super cute" "im sure he'll say yes"

Mattheo stars walking away

"PORCUPINE! WAIT-" "I MEAN- UHH"

Draco and Theo are laughing asses off

Mattheo is porcupine btw