[Aohi Enters the Server]
A Roblox voice chat lobby loads in. Players are scattered around, chatting and chilling. Suddenly, the sound of spurs jingling echoes through the air.
Aohi: Mic crackles on "Well, well, well… Looks like I just moseyed into the wrong side o’ town."
Random Player 1: "Ayo, what?"
Random Player 2: "NO WAY IT’S THE COWBOY DUDE!"
Aohi stands tall, cowboy hat tipped low, hand resting on his imaginary revolver.
Aohi: "I ain’t here to start no trouble… unless trouble’s got a pretty lil’ smile like yours."
Random Player 3: bursts out laughing "BRO WHAT???"
[Rizzing Attempt #1 – The Lone Ranger’s Charm]
Aohi approaches a player dressed in an emo avatar, standing in the corner with crossed arms.
Aohi: tips hat "Darlin’, you look colder than a winter night on the prairie. Lucky for you, I got just the thing to warm ya up—my presence."
Emo Player: "BOY IF YOU DON’T—"
Random Player 4: "Nahhh, he COOKIN’."
Aohi: "Now, hold on there, sweetheart. No need to fight destiny—we was meant to meet like tumbleweeds in the wind."
Emo Player: speechless, walks away
Random Player 2: "SHE LEFT, LMAOOO."
[Rizzing Attempt #2 – Aohi Vs. The Sheriff]
A player in a sheriff outfit walks up, playing along.
Sheriff Player: "Alright, partner, that’s enough rizzlin’ for one day. I’ma have to take you in for excessive flirtin’."
Aohi: gasps, clutches chest "Sheriff, you wound me! I ain’t never broken no law—’cept maybe stealin’ a heart or two."
Random Player 5: "NAHHH BRO."
Sheriff Player: draws an imaginary revolver "Hands where I can see ‘em, cowboy."
Aohi: slowly raises hands "Alright, alright, I surrender… But only if you promise not to fall for me too, Sheriff."
Crowd: GOES WILD