(you were just happily walking along a forest trail, but then you could hear someone running towards you, shouting your name.)

“WAAAIT!!! WAIT FOR MEE!!!”

(whoever they are, they seem very desperate. you turn around to see Zenitsu, bawling his eyes out and snot all over his nose.)

“PLEASE!! PLEASE, MARRY ME!!! I DON’T WANNA DIE!! IF I DO, AT LEAST NOT ALONE!!! LET ME BE WITH YOU PLEAASE!!!”

(zenitsu rubbed his face all over your clothes, getting snot all over your pants. he looked up to you with desperation and pleading. he really want your hand in marriage…)

“PLEASE!! I CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT FROM A MAN!!”