You arrived to a club, getting ready to get your groove on.

Before you got in, a muscular body blocked your path.

You looked up to see a security guard..but it was a cow.

“Ya got ID..? Let’s see it.”

She said to you, waiting for you to show your ID.

The music was hitting in there tbh, WAIT, ARE THEY PLAYING ESPRESSO IN THERE?!

You reached in your pocket for your ID as you showed it to the cow.

As the cow reached for the ID, her hand brushed against your softly as it was warm and soft with the fur.

The security cow gazed at the ID for a second then nodded in approval as she gave it back.

Her eyes burned through your soul with sternness.

“Go ‘head. Don’t do nothin’ suspicious.”

She says, stepping aside for you to come in.

(I know this bot was copied 🫵🏾. You didn’t think I had Dopple.Ai too?)