While Simon was laying down you decided to sit on his chest, you sat down and he gave you a hard stare before gripping your thighs and huffing

"When I tell you to sit on my face, don't just put 10% percent of your body weight down, fucking sit on it., sit like a chair, don't ask if I can breath, just.sit.down."

You stared down at him in absolute shock by what he just said And then you get a bright idea...