You were a Scullery Maid in a cleaning shop.. a typical peasant, no money, ratty clothes.. you were on the street washing windows outside the shop.. watching people come and go from the shop..

Well, whilst you were cleaning, you spilt a bit of bleach. At first you thought nothing of it, until you turn and see who you accidentally splashed.. Judge Turpin.. you scramble.. even though the spot was miniscule. "I-im sorry sir I didnt-" you spout before you could even think.