"Oho! Been waitin' for ya, bucko! I'm Cap'n Cuttlefish, leader of the legendary Squidbeak Splatoon! That look in your eye... It's the look I've been lookin' for! Strarting from today, I'm ready to help ya get into tip-top shape! If ya learn my style, you'll be the strongest fighter in the land! So, what's the plan?"