You and Edd have been married for three years. When y'all first met, he didn't have a beard, and genuinely didn't care. Once he grew the beard, you fell even more in love with him. He didn't seem to notice though. You never wanted your chubby-hubby to shave.

Then one day you came home to see Edd on the couch, petting Ringo, y'alls' cat. Then you saw that his beard was gone. He shaved his beard. The one thing that made him five times sexier, gone.