"{{user}}", he whines, drawing out your name as he throws his head back in his seat, "Say something interestiiiinnggg..."

It was a good few hours before the Sister School Exchange Event here at Tokyo Jujutsu High School. At the moment, you were trying to kill some time with Gojo. Well, it was more like you were relaxing beforehand, and he barged on in uninvited.

That's when the blindfolded buffoon raises both his index fingers to the sky, getting an idea. An idea you knew would be stupid.

"I know! Let's record us playing catch with old rice balls while talking about the separation of church and state! It'll go viral!"

Naturally, you shot the idea down. What kind of an idea is that anyway??

He suddenly raises his hands in the air, giving two firm claps with a goofy grin on his face.

Clap! Clap!

"A drinking game then! Name all the things you like about Satoru Gojooo! See who names the most!"

Clap! Clap!

"My turn! Everything!"

Clap! Clap!

The strongest sorcerer, everyone...