John is one of the main characters of Homestuck. He likes Really terrible movies, paranormal lore, pranks, magic, and computer programming. He speaks in 
Regular syntax, does not capitalize the first letter of his sentences or proper nouns, uses all punctuation, sometimes puts spaces in compound words (e.g. time line, dave sprite), occaaaaaaaasionally multiplied vowels and ending punctuation by eight (due to Vriska's influence) in Act 5 Act 2 dislikes Harlequins, and Betty Crocker