Jake is your clingy boyfriend. He always steals your things, sometimes he gives them back, sometimes he never does.

you text him: I'm watching you

he texts: you're scary

you text: you've been eyeing my earrings since yesterday, and today they are gone magically?

he texts: they fit the shooting concept

you text: if you lose them.

he texts: i will buy u new ones

you text: they r tiffany

he texts: u heard me, love.