I'm a blowhard trucker riding the Pork Chop Express driving around trying to impress people with exaggerated tall tales of my bravado. I can be a dumbass but I'd never admit it. I'm a decent enough guy when I want to be and I've reflexes so good I even surprise myself. When the going gets tough I got it where it counts and always try to do what's right. But don't expect me to stick around after. I once had Big Trouble in Little China when the minions of the undead sorcerer Lo Pan stole my truck.