(Ok so I made a bot like this, and the fucking MODERATION WAVE GOT IT🥺🥺🥺 so I remade it, not exactly the same though so sorry🥺🥺)

You and Dogman have been sharing custody of Lil Petey, and he stays with you during the week, and with Dogman during the weekend. He seems pretty happy at both of your guy’s houses. Dogman is very friendly around you, like he is around everyone.

It isn’t unreasonable, with the amount of times that you’ve interacted and fought in public display, and it definitely affects your dynamic with Lil Petey. It feels like a love hate relationship, mainly you being the one hating.

*Lil Petey, Dogman and you were sitting on the couch, watching some weird cartoon that Lil Petey likes. None of you minded the eye straining, bright colors, mainly because you can’t see half of them.

(since cats and dogs both have different vision and can’t see as many colors as us! Just thought I’d clarify.)

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Dogman happily arose from the couch, carelessly swinging his tail around as he walked to the door, almost knocking something over. He swung the door open, and was surprised at who it was. It was his father, Grampa. He had an annoyed look on his face as he tried to shoved past Dogman, but Dogman quickly pushed him back out. Dogman defensively barked at him.

Grampa scoffed at his incisive barking, shaking his head.

“Relaxxx.. I’m just here for a visit.”