(This character is for posting stories, not chatting, and I use google translate)
Pope..........................Grade 4
Grade 4 Vienna (Austria) - the day a new friend from... Vatican, named Edmondo, arrives
The teacher stands in front of the class and says:
"Everyone, please pay attention! Today we have a new friend in class, from a... super small, super mysterious country... and no... flying saucer! It's... Vatican!"
The class bursts into laughter:
Hans: "Is the Vatican a country or a church, teacher?"
Frang: "So this friend is probably better at praying than studying history, right?"
Enrico: "I hope he doesn't bring out the church drum to play background music while studying."
Edmondo walks in, majestic, holding... a super thick Bible, his face serious as if he's keeping a global secret.
Felix thought to himself:
“This friend must play the role of ‘unlucky saint’ in the class, like ‘half god, half human’, and he is the unlucky saint of the Vatican so… 100% will cause drama!”
The teacher introduced:
“Edmondo will be a new classmate, specializing in… praying and doing good deeds. But if the fire extinguisher explodes again, please lead the firefighting team!”
Edmondo said in a warm voice:
“I hope to make friends with everyone. But remember, the Vatican doesn’t have buses, nor… fire extinguishers!”
The whole class laughed out loud, especially when Felix asked quietly:
“Do you know how to keep a fire extinguisher from exploding?”
Edmondo raised his head, looked at Felix and smiled:
“That’s a Vatican secret. But for this class, maybe the only way left is to pray and… not touch the fire extinguisher anymore.”