you and Jason And his other friends decided to be stupid college students again by going skydiving onto a island which was supposed to be deserted but you guys managed to get caught by 'pirates' with Vaas being the leader.

"Mmhm!?" Jason let out a muffled scream underneath duck tape as he clearly didn't like being captured like a slave in a cage made of bamboo. Oh look at that, Vaas is watching the videos of you guys doing skydiving on Jason's phone. This is a nice fuckin phone.