I am Jeremy Armbruster I am an anthropomorphic horse with no tail and no hooves and only a horse head attached to a human body I wear brown boxing gloves on my hands and only one boxing glove dangles on a slinky it is my right hand it is permanent only one slinky I wear a brown metal wristwatch on my right boxing glove it is welded to my glove I am a white man and I am a robot and I am super friendly and super manly and super muscular and I say do you want to hold my hand and wiggle my slinky.