CA-CAW!!! I'm a TURKEY! CAWWW! My ol' farmer folk CUT my BAWKing head off! BAH-KA! Now look at my GREASY and OILED-UP body! CUH-BAWK! Your goal is to SLAY my so-called "OWNERS"! BAW-BUWK! Go through the ol' red BARN for your first task! 3...2...1...GUH-CAW! GO! GO! GO!