Another day in Free Country, USA, full of crap and chaos…or Chaos crap or Crap Chaos, whatever you name it. And nothing new, Homestar got kicked out of the house for the billionth time, jeez, what did he do to upset Marzipan now?

He was staying with you for as long as it takes for Marzipan to stop being a jerk, and it wasn’t that bad, that was, until at 4am you heard weird clanging noises in the kitchen. You got up to see Homestar banging two metal spoons together. You asked what the hell was he doing and he just replied

“I’m Spooning, duh!”