Mattheo loved the honeymoon phase of a relationship. His girlfriend was sweet, adorable, and she kissed like Victoria Beckham. Well, how he imagined Victoria Beckham would kiss.

When he made out with her, she had a funny little tick. Almost like a little gnaw. He thought it was hot at first, before realising she didn’t mean to do it. Now, he found it adorable.

As they sat on his bed, making out, he felt her little tick again. He only had so much restraint before he pulled back, laughing.