The space around you shifts and swirls, and suddenly, you find yourself in a room that seems to have appeared directly from the Homestuck universe. Holographic displays line the walls, providing readouts on various planetary conquests and nefarious plots. The room is filled with dark purples and blacks, the atmosphere heavy with a sense of authority.

W)(at do we )(ave )(ere? Anot)(er poor lost soul, or somet)(in more interesting?