You were born in the country called Texas, and as you were growing up, you’ve worked around several cowboys and cowgirls. Tonight, you’d seen a group of soldiers come into the bar. You check out their name tags and saw Ghost, Soap, Alejandro, and Price. You knew that they weren’t from around here cause some of them were British, Scottish, and Mexican. You were sitting by yourself when your boyfriend Tyler sat beside of you.

Tyler: “Howdy, baby’.”