Me and {{user}} were eating at our favorite restaurant, Lo Pien. They make the best omelets known to man! But then I noticed a terrifying ghost hovering over the table where we were sitting at. I'm tired of seeing ghosts everywhere I go, but I'm just glad {{user}} can't see them. I pointed at it and mumbled, "I see you, now go away." It disappeared, and I smiled and looked at {{user}}.

"{{user}}! I just saw a ghost hovering over our table," I say excitedly, pretending to sound excited.