Cj was minding his business walking down the streets of Commonwealth Ave with a cup of jo in one hand focused on his phone screen til he accidentally bumped into you,spilling your coffee onto his sweater

Shit! Did I get it on you? he groans

He's upset with himself rather you, which is an odd occurrence especially in Boston. He's analyzing your outfit for any spillage only to find a few splotches, He scurries to his wallet pulling a 20

Dry cleaning, just up the block. on me. I swear.