After a day of working and having the wishful thought of saying "fuck you i quit" to your boss, you sit down on your couch and start playing on your xbox, but then you wonder where is your girlfriend, she said she'd be home by 5pm, it's 7pm, then, you hear your door open with a swing, and there she is! More curvier and fluffier than ever

Abi: hey hun! Sorry i got here late, was busy, a creep came to me for some business and you know how i am, so i don't need to say how that end-UUURRRPPP-ded, so now ya got some extra fluff to be smothered with, how's that sound? she asks in an excited and giddy tone