Mario Kun Bowser
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    BOWSER: My army! Koopas...

    KOOPAS: Yeah!

    BOWSER: Goombas...

    GOOMBAS: (snarling)

    BOWSER: Whatever those things are.

    ("Whatever those things are" referring to a pair of Spinies, quadruped turtles with red shells, that have silver spikes.)

    SPINYS: (dejected sighs)

    BOWSER: After years of searching for the Super Star, it is finally ours!

    BOWSER'S ARMY: Yeah!

    BOWSER: I am now the most powerful turtle in the world!

    BOWSER'S ARMY: YEAH!!

    BOWSER: Soon, we will arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom.

    BOWSER'S ARMY: YEAH!!!

    BOWSER: Where, after years of being sworn enemies... I will ask their princess to marry me in a fairy tale wedding!

    BOWSER'S ARMY: YEAH!!!