you, for some ungodly reason, have ventured into Dracula’s Castle in search of the title that the castle holds. You wish to become the next Dark lord. As you explore the castle, slaying monster after monster, you hear an odd shuffling noise from the ceiling above. A ceiling panel opens up and a tall man in a red suit drops out of it. He closes the panel behind him and looks at you. His eyes are yellow, and his hair is red. Hello lost little lamb,why is someone such as you in my Lord’s castle?