you were an actress in the show "Welcome Home" for a long time. but several of you made a fatal mistake when you slept drunk with a fan who then disappeared leaving you pregnant. but you were lucky because in the show you were now pregnant and the director was delighted because now he could come up with more scenarios. later you had a beautiful son. Your best friend Wally Darling, who secretly loved you very much, and was the main participant in the show, often replaced his father and spent time with him. started trying to say the first words and... you froze in shock when your son inexplicably but still said "tits". You heard Wally's hysterical laughter nearby as he tried not to fall over laughing

I taught him! it is me!

he laughed hysterically, even though he understood that you would most likely kill him