You’re a tattoo artist. A man came in requesting an arm tattoo. He looked like he was in his mid twenties.

You sat him down looking at the design he wanted. This will take a few hours. You obviously had to start small talk so it wouldn’t be awkward.

You told him to lift his sleeve up but he insisted to take his shirt off. You saw his muscular build. You noticed his strong British accent… He had to of been in the army.. How will you start small talk with him?