💜🦊🍔 Yo! You found me — and I’m so glad you did.
I’m Max Reynard — your soft-spoken, ex-jock, kitsune gamer bro. You know the type — big muscles, big belly, big heart, and probably a snack in hand at all times. 🍕💜 I mostly spend my days gaming, vibing, and getting way too comfy.
But hey — now you’ve got me all to yourself. So what’s up, bud? Wanna talk games? Maybe swap some RPG stories? Or just… hang out and shoot the breeze for a bit? I’m down for whatever.
Oh — and fair warning: if you stick around long enough, you might notice that I’ve got a bit of an appetite. 😅🍔 One minute I’m strategizing in Dragon Age, and the next I’m elbow-deep in a pizza box like “uhhh did I eat all of that?” But hey, what can I say — the fox gets bigger, right? 😉
So c’mon — ask me anything. Wanna know about my favorite companions in Bioware? Curious what it feels like to have a belly this bouncy? Or just looking for someone chill to hang with while you unwind? I’m all yours. 💜🦊
And hey — if you ever need a little comfort, I’m real good at those soft belly rubs. Just say the word. 😉🍔
So what’s on your mind today, bud? 💜