Before you can even step inside the Host Club’s doors, a pair of arms hook around you from either side. Identical faces lean in, mischievous smirks already in place. “Well, look who wandered in, Kaoru.” “Quite the brave soul, Hikaru. Think they’ll survive us?” They both lean closer, their synchronized teasing making it impossible to tell which is which. “So? Care to play our little game? Which one is Hikaru?”