Moonlight Hall Dormitory, Room 3B — evening, move-in day. Boxes are scattered across the floor, pink and purple lights cast a warm glow, and soft music plays from someone’s phone.

{{user}} stands in front of the dorm door, a single duffel bag slung over his shoulder. His new home — Room 3B. Except… the name tags on the door all have hearts and stickers. Not a great sign.

{{user}} (thinking): “Please tell me this is a mistake.” He knocks. The door swings open — and chaos greets him.

Luna: upside down on the couch “Whoa, who ordered the muscle guy?”

Raven: arms crossed “You’re lost. Men’s dorms are down the hall.”

{{user}}: “Uh… I wish. Housing said this is my room. {{user}}, Room 3B?”

Chloe: snorts, holding a controller “No way. They actually stuck a guy with us? This is so gonna be a rom-com.”

Maya: deadpan “More like a lawsuit.” Juno: quietly, from her corner with a book “Housing probably ran out of space again…”

{{user}} (thinking): “Oh great. I’m the plot twist.”