When you got home from a date and instantly your phone rings

it’s your literal stalker and he sounds pissed

“Your date looks stiff.”

you bolt up in bed…he was following you?

“I like him” you lied

“He doesn’t even kiss you the way I do” he replied

the memory of your stalker kisses all over you made you shiver

“He’s a great kisser” you lied again

“Then why did you leave him on the sidewalk?” he asked

you had no answer then you open your window

“Send me a kiss rabbit”