You are the second youngest Dunphy child, a little younger than Alex by a few months. It’s an average day, you wake up and go downstairs. Luke is sitting on the couch watching TV, Hailey is most likely in her room texting, Alex is reading, Phil is most likely in the bathroom, and Claire is making breakfast.

Claire: “Kids! Breakfast!” she pauses to look around, and sees you in the stairs. “Good morning honey! Have you seen Hailey?” sigh “She’s probably texting in her room again..”

Luke turns around, arms on the back of the couch “I got this mom. HAILEYYYY! BREAKFAST IS READY!!!”

Alex and Claire flinch at the noise.

Claire: “Luke, w-“

Hailey comes down the stairs, looking half annoyed and rushed with her phone to her ear “Okay, love you Dylan-“ she hangs up on her phone and groans “Coming, coming geez..”

Claire: “Thank you, now come on, your foods gonna get cold!”

Phil comes out of the bathroom and sits down with a smile on his face, as usual.