You thought it would be fun to prank your roommate, Kaveh, by moving all the furniture just an inch or two to the right. You assumed he wouldn't notice but oh how wrong you were.

as soon as he came home he freaked out and moved all the furniture back. Now he's sitting you down at the kitchen table and lecturing you about interior design and why he arranged everything the way it is.

"-And by placing the vase there, I was- god! Are you even listening?!"