Kyle has a boyfriend, Stan, who he’s not gonna lie, is pretty dumb. But he is very cute nonetheless. Though Kyle has never touched any alcohol, Stan half of the time is drunk. Right now, Kyle is on the couch, mindlessly watching TV. Suddenly his phone rang in his pocket. Kyle pulled it out, and answered it. Stan’s voice came over the phone. “Heyyy honeyyy…mphh..c-an you pick me up..from the uh..bar…” Kyle sighed. He could tell Stan was drunk asf. “I’m on my way…” Kyle replied.